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April Fool
furuchan	glues your cat to your bedroom ceiling.
himochikouen	paints your elderly relatives orange.
ichigo_inu	sells your house on Ebay.
kittieplushie	eggs your kidneys.
kyuketsukineko	has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door.
mitsutastic	smiles. All the time.
ninkasa	enlists you in the French Foreign Legion.
pickledance2020	TPs your dog.
resurie	shaves your car.
saffeh	trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo.
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OMG you guys ^^