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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chikky!

1. Chikky was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.


2. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and chikky are all berries.


3. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat chikky'.


4. Chikky has a bifurcated penis.


5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find chikky.


6. Chikky can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.


7. When provoked, chikky will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker.


8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as chikky!


9. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes chikky!


10. Some hotels in Las Vegas have chikky floating in their swimming pools.

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